I still haven’t found what I’m looking for – Part 2

What do Chinese noodles and potty training have in common?

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A restless weekend

In which we try to burn down a Grade One listed property, ruin a guided tour and nearly kill a cat.

Am I hot or not?

I was lying in the bath this morning feeling a little repulsed by my giant jelly belly and I couldn’t help but hear the song ‘Keep Young & Beautiful’ over and over in my head. I had no idea of the lyrics except for that horrendously misogynistic chorus refrain “it’s your duty to be beautiful”….