What do Chinese noodles and potty training have in common?
Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny. Better get some Nair Bikini!
From nappies to G strings and back again (eventually)
Or ‘The ubiquitous (Google) search for knowledge’
In which we try to burn down a Grade One listed property, ruin a guided tour and nearly kill a cat.
I was lying in the bath this morning feeling a little repulsed by my giant jelly belly and I couldn’t help but hear the song ‘Keep Young & Beautiful’ over and over in my head. I had no idea of the lyrics except for that horrendously misogynistic chorus refrain “it’s your duty to be beautiful”….